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Lawyer Jokes

刘蔚铭搜集·2008-02-04

  1. "There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge."

  2. "Everyone in my family follows the medical profession," noted Smith. "They're lawyers."

  3. "A lawyer was asked if he'd like to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case."

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