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An attorney phoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he speak to him regarding a matter of the utmost urgency. After much convincing, an aide reluctantly agreed to wake the governor.
"What is it?" the governor screamed into the phone.
"Well, Governor," said the attorney, "Judge Murphy just died and I want to take his place."
Without hesitation, the governor replied, "It's alright with me if it's alright with the undertaker." |
